clients from hell 

“I’ve sent you a photo of the team to include in the brochure. Rob, the guy on the right, is wearing a horrible sweater though—can you just rub his sweater out in photoshop? And if he’s not wearing anything underneath, could you paint him a nice shirt?”

Great and addictive website collating hilarious (and anonymous) anecdotes from designers about their dealings with clients.

clients from hell

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dear me… 

“Pissed off” at 16 is sexy. At 64 it’s spinning your wheels – John Waters

10 celebrities write a letter to their younger selves. Don’t know what I’d write – apart from “Chill out. You’re not cool and never will be. But that’s ok, the world needs geeks too.”

dear me…

‘It was really strange, they were holding hands, and dad stopped breathing but I couldn’t figure out what was going on because the heart monitor was still going,’ said Dennis Yeager. ‘But we were like, he isn’t breathing. How does he still have a heart beat? The nurse checked and said that’s because they were holding hands and it’s going through them. Her heart was beating through him and picking it up.’

Couple married for 72 years die holding hands < this is a link. 

tube chat

Girl 1: She was so drunk she threw up where she was sitting, so I got her up to take her to the bathroom. Then she threw up all over someone else’s table. Then she threw up all over the stairs. Then I finally got her to the bathroom and she threw up everywhere. It was so embarrassing.

Girl 2: I don’t think I’ve ever done that.